when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.Yeah
This happens A LOT.
Humbert: It’s something abdominal.
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
thank you so so much!!!!
YES OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU OMFG YOURE SUCH AN ASS
THANK YOU YES IM AN ADULT HERE TOO AND I CAN ALSO DRINK AND GO TO CLUBS SUCK ON THAT AMERICA
THANK YOU MWAH
its my 18th birthday shower me with love and adoration